A rabbit's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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Why was the skunk arrested for
| Money jokes
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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What is a horses favourite TV show?
| Horse jokes
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
| Rabbit jokes
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, “Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fire!”