What should you do if a monster runs
| Monster jokes
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
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Q: How do you confuse a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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Why did the man put his car in the
| Car and train jokes
Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.
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Did you hear about the two little boys who
| Children jokes
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !
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Doctor: You need new glasses
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
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How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !