How do you raise a baby elephant ?

What should you do if a monster runs

| Monster jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

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Q: How do you confuse a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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Why did the man put his car in the

| Car and train jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Did you hear about the two little boys who

| Children jokes

Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !

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Doctor: You need new glasses

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

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How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !