Why did the whale cross the road ?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
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Dear Boss,
| Computer jokes
Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improv
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Waiter, what is this stuff?
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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Father Murphy walked
| Military jokes
Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the Marine's reply. "T
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all. Well neither can a fence!