Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
| Children jokes
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her
| Frog jokes
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
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Why do Apes like tall buildings?
| Gorilla jokes
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
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Q: How many Camera Assistants does it
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
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What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !