Q: What is the difference between a liberal

What is yellow on the inside and green on the

| Banana jokes

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

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Monster: I'm so ugly.

| Beauty jokes

Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.

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Q. How do you know a blonde has been

| Blonde jokes

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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At the scene of a bank raid

| Humor jokes

At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"

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A preacher was completing

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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then fina

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Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.