One day at a busy

How to cats greet each other at

| Christmas jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

| Pig jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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How to you tell the

| Elephant jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

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When do ghosts usually appear?

| Ghost jokes

When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to

| Christmas jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.

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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we’re gonna get killed!