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Q: How many alto sax

| Music jokes

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps

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Hey, you just shot my wife.

| Marriage jokes

Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !

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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court

| Clinton jokes

Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the

| Police jokes

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !