Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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How does a baboon make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
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How do you know accountants have no
| Accountant jokes
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
| Frog jokes
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly’