One day a blonde,
| Blonde jokes
One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "I'm going to take
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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
| Farmer jokes
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, say
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How do snails get their shells all
| Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Dentist: Just
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
| Elephant jokes
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
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Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he’s always coming back!