What do you call the ring that worms leave round

The seven-year old girl told her mom,

| Doctor and nurse jokes

The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big

| King Kong jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.

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I remember when Father Christmas first

| Christmas jokes

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!

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A cargo plane is in

| Political jokes

A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in

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What do you get if you cross

| Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !