There where two snakes talking.
| Snake jokes
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have
| Various animal jokes
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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What is a dogs favourite flower ?
| Dog jokes
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
| Cat jokes
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
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Time flies like an
| Banana jokes
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!