Who plays center forward for the vampire

Why did the Scottish cannibal

| Cannibal jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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How do you see that a linedancer came from

| Dance jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with

| Humor jokes

Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

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A blind man walks into a store

| Blind jokes

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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Men

| Men jokes

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.