NOVICE: Do clever men make good

There were three guys in a bar. Two are

| Marriage jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez "Well... What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoo

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Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and

| Children jokes

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.

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Two anthropologists fly

| Travel and tourist jokes

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for

| Men jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.

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Do you know a

| Gorilla jokes

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!

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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!