What's wet and wiggly and says how do
| Various animal jokes
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
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Q: Why did
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
| Weather jokes
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
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How many cops does it take to
| Police jokes
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
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What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !