Q: Why do blondes always die before help
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
| Elephant jokes
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !
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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
| Telephone jokes
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling! he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
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How can you tell if a parrot
| Bird jokes
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!
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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
| Telephone jokes
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
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Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !