What’s black and

Question: How many men does it take to mop the

| Men jokes

Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.

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..... Ya see, we

| Computer jokes

..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

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Sister Mary burst into the office of the

| Religious jokes

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"

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His girlfriend returned all his letters.

| Letter jokes

His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally

| Birthday jokes

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender.

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What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.