What kind of phone makes music?
| Telephone jokes
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
| Fishing jokes
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !
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Q: What is the definition of gross
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me
| Humor jokes
Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote back.
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
| Christmas jokes
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !