Why can’t you make bread like my mother?

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN

| Yo momma jokes

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee

| Insect jokes

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of

| Pig jokes

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

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A little girl was playing in the garden when

| Children jokes

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is

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A son is

| College jokes

A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!

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Why can’t you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!