Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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How are skunks able to avoid
| Various animal jokes
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
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What did the ruthless businessman say to
| Business jokes
What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
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Where do ghosts mail their letters?
| Letter jokes
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
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The church was conducting its annual fund
| Religious jokes
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten dollars." Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. "I give a thousand dollars!" The minister said, "Lord, hit him again!"
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.