Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Q. What should you do if you see your

| Marriage jokes

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment

| Ant jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

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Q. What kind of

| Religious jokes

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why were you late ?

| School jokes

Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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The defendant

| Judge jokes

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !