Havent I
| Music jokes
Havent I seen your face before? a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.
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What did the Gorilla do with the apple
| Apple jokes
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!
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A little girl climbed
| Hair and bald jokes
A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. "Did god make you?", she asked. "yes" he answered. "did god makeme, to?" she wondered. "yes", he replied. "well, she shrugged,
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the
| Dead and dying jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
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What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? “I’m afraid that’s all going to waist.”