What do Snowmen call their offspring?
| Snowman jokes
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
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And Jesus said unto his disciples,
| Religious jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
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Why don't lawyers play
| Lawyer jokes
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
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A friend was in front of me coming out of
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Arm
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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A
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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle for the teacher!