Why don’t lawyers play

A programmer was walking along the beach when

| Computer jokes

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like t

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His girlfriend returned all his letters.

| Letter jokes

His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

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Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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Spell Indian tent with two letters.

| Spelling jokes

Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.

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Two elderly women were

| Old age jokes

Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.

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Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.