Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
| Military jokes
An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'
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What stories are told by basketball
| Sport jokes
What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!
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Women are like guns,
| Women jokes
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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A customer was bothering the
| Food jokes
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth an
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The trouble is, said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, “that I can’t sing, I can’t dance, I can’t tell jokes, I can’t act, I can’t play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!” “Then why don’t you give up show business?” “I can’t – I’m a star!”