What kind of phone makes music?

A man walking along a country road comes

| Accountant jokes

A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, I'll bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that flock." The farmer thinks for a moment, it is a big mob an

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A young lady was conducting a study in to

| Aviation jokes

A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pil

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Where do baby ghosts go during the

| Ghost jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

| Bath jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife

| Marriage jokes

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at

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What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.