Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't
| Marriage jokes
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for my money, that new television wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, that grand piano wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, this house wouldn't be here." Casey mumbled, "If it wasn't
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What do you put in a www.ashing
| Internet jokes
What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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Customer: Give me a hot dog.
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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What do you get if you cross a dog
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
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One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, “I’m going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it.” Then the brunette said, “I’m going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat.” And then the blonde said “I’m going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!”