A policeman stops a lady and asks for her
| Police jokes
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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One out of every four people is
| Mental health jokes
One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you.
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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
| Space jokes
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril
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What is an Actor? A man who tries to be
| Movie and TV jokes
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself'
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Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson’s teacher: No, but I’ve been fishing in shorts.