Policeman: Why were
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
| Restaurant jokes
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
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Does running out of a
| Cow jokes
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
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As the bus came to the stop, the man
| Bus jokes
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
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You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower. “Really? Which rat was he?”