What are the four food groups?
| Food jokes
What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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What did the man say when he got a
| Telephone jokes
What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"
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When the crooked hamburger took it on the
| Burger jokes
When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!
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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
| Witch jokes
What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
| Time jokes
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding. 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !