A businessman who needed millions of dollars
| Business jokes
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got u
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Q: How is lightning like a violist's
| Music jokes
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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So the bus
| Humor jokes
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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Q: When driving through fog, what
| Car and train jokes
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.
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What is the best way to hunt bear ?
| Hunting jokes
What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.
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This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn’t read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, “Madam, I don’t repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions.” She says, “Why all the clocks in the window?” And he says, “And what should I have in my window?”