What's your dad getting for Christmas?
| Hair and bald jokes
What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
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At a lesson in topography a
| Military jokes
At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time."
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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to
| Dirty jokes
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
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Can you spell jealousy with two
| Spelling jokes
Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school’