How do spacemen pass the time on long
| Space jokes
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
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A man is captured by cannibals,
| Cannibal jokes
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
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What do you put in a www.ashing
| Internet jokes
What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
| Dog jokes
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.