A car was driving down the
| Blonde jokes
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the
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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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In olden times, it is reported that
| Marriage jokes
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to
| Monster jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed
| Dirty jokes
Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge'
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Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?” Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose !”