How can you make a witch itch?
| Witch jokes
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
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Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,
| Parent jokes
Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions, said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy." "Perhaps," said the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of mine."
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Did you hear about the calendar thief?
| Criminal jokes
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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YO momma so fat that they had to install
| Yo momma jokes
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.