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How is a judge like an English

| Judge jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

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Where is everyone beautiful?

| Beauty jokes

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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Q: How many UPM's does it take

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in

| Idiot and fool jokes

Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril

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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.