What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
| Dog jokes
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his
| Marriage jokes
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife say, "That's wonderf
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
| Snake jokes
What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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A man calls the fire
| Firefighter jokes
A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden." "Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?" "Well," the man answer
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How can you tell when a salesperson is
| Salesmen jokes
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
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Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.