What kind of watch is best for people who don't
| Time jokes
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
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What did the dog do with the history
| Dog jokes
What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.
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Did you hear about
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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At the first session of a conversion class
| Religious jokes
At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"
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Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
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A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. “This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well.”