An insect falls into a mug of beer.
| Ethnic jokes
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
| Beauty jokes
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the ass
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What powerful reptile is found in
| Various animal jokes
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a
| Men jokes
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
| Food jokes
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.