What do you call a greedy ant ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Have you heard that there's a new
| Internet jokes
Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
| Humor jokes
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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When is a letter damp?
| Letter jokes
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. “Nothing,” replied the assistant. “Nothing?” she asked, “but how can I look like a film star?” “Haven’t you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?” replied the assistant.