Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
| Bicycle jokes
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
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Whats black and white and red all
| Car and train jokes
Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.
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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
| Blonde jokes
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smar
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Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer
| Sport jokes
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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Why did the angel lose her job?
| Heaven and hell jokes
Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.
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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.