Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
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What is the hottest part of a
| Face jokes
What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors
| Bird jokes
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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The only good thing to ever
| Ethnic jokes
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.
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Q: How is Clinton’s health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.