Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea

'Father Christmas has two

| Christmas jokes

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!

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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for

| Marriage jokes

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

| Book title jokes

The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

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When is your birthday?

| Birthday jokes

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !