Several women were discussing what they should

Men are like vacuum

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Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

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Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I

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Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Morris was passing a small courtyard and

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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky

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Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. “If you’re watching your weight,” came one suggestion, “those diet frozen dinners are good.” The man then added: “But get two. They’re small.”