For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
| Parent jokes
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stop
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An English
| Criminal jokes
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his her
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What do you call a bloke with a
| Bus jokes
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.