One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the
| Dirty jokes
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
| Dentist jokes
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
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After my wife and her former best buddy,
| Telephone jokes
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both
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What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
| Banana jokes
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
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They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by
| Humor jokes
They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.