Why was the young vampire a failure?

What is the cat's favourite TV

| Cat jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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What do you give a deer with an upset

| Various animal jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.

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Why do dogs turn around three

| Dog jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.

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Salesman: This jug is

| Salesmen jokes

Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?'

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What language do they speak

| Ethnic jokes

What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

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Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.