What is the cat's favourite TV
| Cat jokes
What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
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What do you give a deer with an upset
| Various animal jokes
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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Why do dogs turn around three
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
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Salesman: This jug is
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?'
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What language do they speak
| Ethnic jokes
What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !
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Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.