Three people die, a Doctor a school
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.
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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
| Fishing jokes
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered bac
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Science teacher: What happened when
| School jokes
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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What did the young witch say to her
| Witch jokes
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don’t think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he’ll be a rich man when you do.