Doctor: You seem to be in
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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Who do elephants get their christmas
| Elephant jokes
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
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Customer: "Hi, I'm
| Computer jokes
Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and sai
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Two biologists are in the field following the
| Biologist jokes
Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his he
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Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin