What happened to the girl who
| Halloween jokes
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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A group of mountain
| Christmas jokes
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
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Q . what did the sign on the whore house
| Dirty jokes
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
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Four corporate presidents, one
| Business jokes
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it !