This guy walked into a little corner store
| Police jokes
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier re
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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the
| Marriage jokes
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
| Ant jokes
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
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Who was the most powerful
| Cat jokes
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
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Two Italian
| Business jokes
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other " hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?" pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him." So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says "
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Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it.